Hello children. I am a 50+ year old woman that loves to carry a cane around. Come visit me, and I will fill your tummies with sweet candy and tasty riches. Ask your parents if you can come over and play..in fact, ask for permission to stay over for dinner. Mm..yes. Indeed for dinner. We shall have fun together, children. Ah yes..indeed we shall. Ehehehehe! Come to me oh children of the future..
Watch out world. The dorks and dorkettes are taking over. [:<
04/05/2011: I'm back. ^ That was me probably 8 years ago.